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Created on 2008-02-19 05:40:07 (#14974458), last updated 2009-08-08
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Basic Info| Name: | bigscarypilot |
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BioI am exhausted. Where am I?
Flying the big birds. The women love me. The men fear me. The children worship me.
I hold your lives in my tired, jet-lagged, over-caffinated, distracted-by-the-fight-with-my-girlfriend, greasy, unthinking fingers. To save yourselves money you stuffed all your worldy possessions into one cement-heavy, checked suitcase. I look at the weight of the plane and shake my head. Lady, drop the donut. Better yet why don't you deplane because your great mass crammed in the seat is costing us another 400lbs. Not that it matters much because you are in good company with the thirty other jabbas who decided to frighten the children on some overrun Florida beach.
This is my blog where I vent my hostilities. The next time you try to chat one of us up in the airport coffeeshop or gift store just know that we hate you. Go away.
Flying the big birds. The women love me. The men fear me. The children worship me.
I hold your lives in my tired, jet-lagged, over-caffinated, distracted-by-the-fight-with-my-girlfriend, greasy, unthinking fingers. To save yourselves money you stuffed all your worldy possessions into one cement-heavy, checked suitcase. I look at the weight of the plane and shake my head. Lady, drop the donut. Better yet why don't you deplane because your great mass crammed in the seat is costing us another 400lbs. Not that it matters much because you are in good company with the thirty other jabbas who decided to frighten the children on some overrun Florida beach.
This is my blog where I vent my hostilities. The next time you try to chat one of us up in the airport coffeeshop or gift store just know that we hate you. Go away.
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